Ryan’s Place

Step 1. Install iOS4.
Step 2. Try opening iPod App.
Step 3. Retry opening iPod App after first attempt crashes.
Step 4. Retry opening iPod App hoping the 3rd time is the charm.
Step 5. Retry opening iPod App in the belief that willing it not to crash will solve the problem.
Step 6. Try opening the Mail App for a change of pace.
Step 7. Retry opening the Mail App.
Step 8. Try answering the Incoming Call that crashed the second opening of the Mail App.
Step 9. Try Calling back the person who called you were going to talk to when the Phone app Crashed.
Step 10. Turn off the phone after the Phone app crashes again.
Step 11. Turn on the phone.
Step 12. Wait 1 minute for the phone to boot up.
Step 13. Tap the Dismiss button on the 20% battery warning.
Step 14. Repeatedly Tap the dismiss button for 1 minute until the phone responds.
Step 15. Tap the Dismiss button on the 10% battery warning.
Step 16. Try calling back the person who called you earlier.
Step 17. Make a successful phone connection.
Step 18. Say “Hello”
Step 19. Find charging cable.
Step 20. Try charging and restarting phone in order to make phone call.